Warning!!!

Warning to all that reads..... NEVER and i repeat NEVER let these TWO come into the sanctuary that is your home... One: They will ransack your house!! Two: Percentage of broken things will rise to 89.9%

On the left we have Mr Lim Lip Boon a.k.a Baboon or LIP BOON as quoted by Shu Yi.
One the left we have Tan Shu Yi a.k.a "Lion" or TAN SHU YI as quoted by Lip Boon
The Quoted Parts can be usually heard after you hear the sound of a Slap across one of the two faces you see. Or After a very hard hit to the groin is performed by Miss Tan Shu Yi.

Well On a seemingly fine day, i set out on a quest... to make a chocolate cheese cake. Seems easy right?? Wrong! this task was not an easy one. It requires skills that has been sharpen throughout the years. Determination forge by accomplishing the impossible and most important of all!! .... A pair of handy dandy ear plugs!! yes Ear plugs!!

Why you may ask? Because i was going to bake that cake alongside the Dynamis Duo!!! Tan Shu Yi and Lim Lip Boon!!

Ok from here on. Lip Boon will be known as Person L and Shu Yi will be known as Person S.
Well i set out on my journey by eating two panadols and getting on Person S's car. We drove to my little cottage in the middle of the kampung of Subang..

Well First we take the Oreo's that were for the cake base and was suppose to crush them. Seeing as it was a seemingly easy job to do.. I gave it to Person S. Wrongo!! Using her crocoach beating skill. she Whacked the cookies with all her lion strenght. Baam!! Bamm! Bamm~ Crush those cookies~ when i checked,... ISh! flatten as they may seem. Still in one piece. Not pieces!

Then i used tactic diversion number 2(MTV VMA awards) to lure the dynamic duo out of the kitchen and began to move in lightspeed to finish the cake.

Phew!! tiring we were so we proceeded to the neighbourhood bazaar to purchase nutrients from the local merchants. As we walk down the road, we were attracted to the delicious aroma of the local cuisine. Mmmmm tasty looking food were all around us.

We walked and i swear to you... Person S was going i want this.. Wah that one looks nice. Buy some. Ivan Pay. Person L pay.. then Ivan Pay!! I wan sate i want rice i want roti john i want i want i want i want i want i want.


The amount of food bought by us. damn alot of food




Don't Let their Smile's fool you.. Seconds before the camera was out. An intense fight was taking place.


Cornsketeers!! All eat one! and one for all!!



Can you believe i ate so little!

well naturally we couldn't finish the food all thanks to a one special person who spent and spent and spent..

Well to lose the extra weight that we WEREN'T suppose to gain ( all were dieting)
we took a little walk to the park. And as you can see Age is just a number. The most important is whether your brain grows or not. In Person L's case. well u can see for yourself



Somehow. This picture seems funny. And it seems wrong!!!! Well you imagine it yourself



Surfing is a good way to exercise but destroying public property is not. bear that in mind.

Well eventually they left(YAY!!!) hehe thanks guys(person S and L) for starring in my blog.

Happy Moon Cake festival!!

Hi Guys. Happy Moon Cake Festival. Another year has pass now. Ish Time sure flies when you're burning your friend's clothes and chasing them around with lit candles. Haihzzz the good ol days...


Wooo Lantern's at my Temple


Yay my Pinky Lantern. Damn Cute lo. But haihzzz sadly :,( it got burned down......



Yay My Three Pink Lantern's Love Love Love them alll!!! But two got taken away. WAhhhhh!!!...


Our Funny Big 56cm Lantern "Mr SUnny" Damn Failure lo. Such a big lantern and only one small candle to light it.



Beautiful! Absolutely Beautiful! Reminds me of Japan... dono why though...



Finally! Me!! ~~wo Zhao ni Ar~~ Come to me~~~~

Anyhooo Happy Moon cake festival to all my amigos!

NIVEA Photo Shoot Day!!!!

WooHOO!! NivEa and 8tv came to our campus today and They set up a Booth and were like asking people to join the Nivea Confidence Photo Shoot and the Ultimate Prom King and Queen Contest. Well a few of us joined the photo shoot lo. hheehehe Wanna see the pics??



Lip Boon Actioning with his New "NAVIGATOR" Phone lo. Whats new....


Wah Peacock wor WAH!! Hehe Nice smile though


Wah Peacock Turn into Lion wei!! ROARRRR!!!!


Ummmm swt swt swt.... Wei Ning i think you have some bacteria on your shoulder..


Kit Yee can pose for the photoshoot too!! Yay!! GamBate!!


Lets see now.. Lip Boon was posing then Shu Yi slaps him then Lip Boon slaps her back the Shu Yi kicks his balls. Lip Boon drops to the floor yelling TAN SHU YIIII!!!!!!! Then Shu Yi runs and gets cornered by Lip Boon. They Exchange punches and kicks then an intense fight of the hour breaks out. Wah Shadow Kick then Drunken Fist then the Mantis Style then got Sissy style and LALA style and SI HUM style also fly out.....Umm sorry out of topic d.( don wanna read naruto again while writing). Anyway me and wei ning were holding our phones and snapping all the way while laughing lo.

Cousins Wonderfull Wedding

Phew finally it was sunday. My cousin brother's wedding day. Happy happy day lo



Damn beautiful car. The twin bears on it makes you wanna go AWWW!!! WLV 8840 go buy TOTO!!



One Big Happy Family That includes the TV.



Well time flies when you are taking videos and getting angpau's. It was finally night time and we drove all the way to god knows where at somewhere i never heard of and had the wedding dinner.



Mmmm Beautiful beautiful. Love the way it is stacked




Slurp!! Champagne for the bride and groom. >.< i didn't get any.....




Flowers for the bride i think but she never did touch it though...




Lovely Cake. Hint* Invert your head and you will see the cake my friends...




Cake AGAIN!!



And again......



My cousin and his girlfriend. Smile all you want bro. Soon its your wedding dinner NYah Nyah Nyah!!


Oi she doesn't want it lar. At least not in front of my cam!!



Mmm First dish... Pineapple ROCKS!!!.. and the other things beside it taste good too...



The piece of meat i had to fight with my other fellow tablerians to get. MUahahaha MINE MINE!!!



I can Dare say that this COULD be my last bowl of sharkfin soup(poor little sharkies..)



Again another dish that is worth fighting for and trust me. It was a fierce battle..



Just look at my portion of the meat... haih.......



See what i mean by FIERCE. Not even the bones were spared.....amitabha..



MMMMMmmmmmm suckling pig!! need i say more.



Time for the toast YAM SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE . ..... breathe breathe EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENG!!!!!


Even the little boy was shouting with us and he CAN shout lo. Was clapping and YAMMM YAMMM HEE HEE YAM YAM YAM HEE HEE S..E...N....YAM YAM!!!

Ahhhh my favourite mine. Champagne ala grape ala glass ala sodapop ala not me drinking. MY FAV!!



Looks appetizing. Half squashed.....something lo. Can't make out what it is though



Yam lotus rice. Not enough lotus not enough yam but DAMN lot of rice!



YES YES YES!! If you know me well enough then you would know that im a sucker for prawns especially butter prawns!!! Absolutely positively without a doubt my F.A.V food all around.!!



See what i mean by F.A.V food!!! TWO pictures WEi!!



Dessert. Looks likes apoorly laid pool table minus the green stuff.



AnD finally red bean paste liquid that looks and taste yummy!!!

LAla Great Wedding!!!!

Scavenger Hunt!!!

God woke up today thinking that i was gonna laze around the house, maybe go online do some stuff. Mana tau must go to college to go join TAN SHU YI and lip boon for a scavenger hunt. Damn san fu lo. Reach coll around eleven thirty then have to go meet here la then meet there lar finally only start the hunt. Ish and i tell you the list of items that u are suppose to find are CRAZY!!

The hunt list

1.Button
2. Shoelace
3.Something rubber(NOT condom but rubber band)
4. Something expired(EWWW Lip boons Stawberry JAM expired last year)
5. Picture of hanging duck---------SIU NGAP---------------------------->
6. 4 blades of grass
7. Right side of a size 8 floral pattern shoe!!!!!!!!!!(thank you Chloe mui mui)
9. A frenchman( Miss.......ummm.....forget d wor)
10. A star( Aeons punya)
11. Movie ticket stub(lip boons private collection)
12. picture of someone with braces--------------------------------->
13. A picture of Mr Terry Boucher's Car(CIMP Lecturer)(Proton Waja license plate number 7208)
14.A plastic laundry basket(THanks Nisha)
15. Bus Schedule(ssd)
16.An animal (ME i am an animal and so are you)
17. And this one is to Write a Poem/Rap or something like that and recite it to a Hawker in MEDAN but must contain the words GO, TO, MUST, CIMP, PROM. AARGHHH!!!!
18. A 1980 book(library lo)
19.A sock with one hole)(lip boons punya also)
20.Last one forget d wor. hehe!!

Anyway shu yi and boon were like go condo get my stuff. i got lots of expired stuff................
SO then first we went to orange lo. YAY SIU NGAP take pic take pic. Then we split. the two go condo take their basket, jam, and other stuff from boons "collection". Meanwhile i was to go to the KEE MEI siew pao store and recite a poem i made

Ah---hem...:
( If i MUST GO TO this place to eat tonight,
( Then i will ask my CIMP PROM friends to get here as fast as they might,
( If they cannot come cos they have no car.
( they i will gladly pick them up with ah-hem my car)

Welll video made but we were still down by A few important items.
A frenchman , right side of a size 8 floral pattern shoe, A 1980 book.

Well lucky was our name i guess, As shu yi turned around after questioning a lady about any french lecturers, in front of her was a french lady. Shu yi just blurts :: are you french?

Lucky my friends said that chloe(swan boooooon) was wearing shoes with flower patterns. Finally after getting the approval to "borrow" her shoe. I ram into the class she was in. OPPS mr mustafa was there> sorry wrong class and RUN!! Anyway shoe borrowed leaving poor chloe limping.

Well we turned in our stuff and even bragged about the expired Jam. BLEEACHH!!
AND
WE
WON!!!!!......rm 100 oni. ish...

After that we went to celebrate!!!
Tips for people that won rm 100 in a scavenger hunt and wanted to celebrate it by spending their money on eating lunch which was expensive: NEVER GO TO A JAP RESTAURANT!!!
Especially if one of your members happen to be TAN SHU YI. ish suppose to be dieting but order the veli veli expensive dish and big wan.
TOTAL BILL: RM 98.38
Parking Ticket RM 1.50
So Prize Money Left over after spending: do the maths yourself.

Haih Tiring day my friends

Bet you cant guess which one is me. give you guys a tip. Im wearing a black shirt lol.